Quotes

The future isn't what it used to be.
-- Yogi Berra

Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation.
-- Anguished English, Richard Lederer

If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the worlds great literary works in Braille.
-- ?


Jim Taylor
17 Jul 1996